Me (having a rare moment alone in the car with Liam): “Liam, one of the things that I love about you the most, is your thoughtfulness. You really take time to consider things, and how they affect the people around you, and you put yourself in other people’s shoes. I love how kind you are to everyone you come into contact with.”
(silent pause)
Liam: *armpit fart noises*
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Oh, yes… the joys of raising boys. Mine is 14 now and actually listens when I say stuff like that – and appreciates it. You may have to wait a few years for it.
Sigh…someday. As long as he doesn’t pull that stunt with his wife….we’re cool.
Aww, the poor little guy was overwhelmed with emotion.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
I think he proved your point – he’ll do anything to keep his mother entertained.
True…and I do love a good armpit fart. Boys a genius. 🙂
“there IS poignancy, love, devotion, and empathy in that armpit fart,” I tell myself.
Somewhere in that armpit fart…is the promise that I will never go to a nursing home.