Okay, Grouponers, the discount adult toys are on sale again. (Buzzies on the cheap!) This time, I’m NOT going to judge you for getting your rocks off, on the cheap. I am however going to judge the living crap out of you for using a “personal massager” so frequently that you require a rechargeable. Jesus. If the battery purchases for your big-girl toys are breaking your bank…it’s time to re-evaluate. Also, I dispute the “Human Touch” label on this thing. If human men could touch this way, we’d completely stop bitching about…well…everything.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
You read my mind!!! I laugh my ass off everytime I get a Groupon offer for an “adult toy” for 70% off. And, it has 49 functions? Wow! My husband has 2. I might have to reconsider their offer.
Seriously, and the electric used on that thing has to be significantly cheaper than the cost of feeding him.
Seriously, Groupon…no on needs their neck massaged that badly, we know it’s crotch specific.