Seriously…Children’s Publishing…you either need to hire me, or we need to go get a beer, because you’re just filthy enough to be fantastic company.

All of the following have been found in the last week, in the 2nd grade reading level area…

First we have the subtle…

Then, the not so subtle…

And, finally, we have the coup de grace…my personal favorite…

Nate the Great, indeed, and who DOESN’T love a happy ending?